Verbing the Noun, by Joseph Scrimshaw

Verbing the Noun

by Joseph Scrimshaw

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1.	An Elaborate Introduction 04:44	buy track
2.	Social Mating Rituals 03:21	buy track
3.	Meeting the Singles 04:09	buy track
4.	Sherlock Holmes' Speed Date 01:08	buy track
5.	Cute Guys in Your Area 04:01	buy track
6.	Poems to Make Love By 03:10	buy track
7.	Choose Your Own Underwear Adventure 03:20	buy track
8.	Condoms Plus One 04:35	buy track
9.	Attack of the First Date 04:32	buy track
10.	Primary Objective 02:00	buy track
11.	Pushing the Pull Door 01:48	buy track
12.	Bacon & Chocolate 04:00	buy track
13.	An Elaborate Climax 03:21	buy track

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A comedy album about romance for smart people.

I've made a lot of horrible romantic mistakes in my life. And the best thing to do with mistakes is either learn from them or write, perform, and record a comedy album about them.

Verbing the Noun is a (probably not very helpful on a practical level) guide to romance and sex for geeks, nerds, and other people with big brains. Learn the art of buying one condom at a time, how to speed date like Sherlock Holmes, thrilling your romance partner with poems about frozen pizza, choosing the superhero underwear that sends the exact right message, and more in this stand-up comedy show recorded live at CONvergence sci-fi/fantasy convention.

And if this album helps you in your romantic life, please let me know. I will be shocked.

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released February 1, 2013

Written and performed by Joseph Scrimshaw.
Recorded by Tony Karna.
Mastered by Craig VanDerSchaegen

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Joseph Scrimshaw Los Angeles, California

Joseph Scrimshaw is a comedian, writer, and squirrel enthusiast described by a fan on Twitter as "geek flavored." He's written for Adult Swim, RiffTrax, Screen Junkies, and more. He’s performed at SF SketchFest, Jonathan Coulton’s JoCoCruise, theaters, bars, and conventions across the country. He hosts Obsessed Podcast, co-hosts the ForceCenter Podcast Feed, and spends too much time on Twitter. ... more

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